albert.
Hello, my name's Emily
I'm mostly hungry and you can usaully win me over with chocolate

Everything’s got to end sometime otherwise nothing would ever get started. - The Doctor

coffeeandrain-itsallthesame:

mothafuckinsterio:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!

(Source: thedisneyprincess)

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Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
Me: No, but you can get these hands.
Posted 1 hour ago with 15,569 notes

glutenfreewaffles:

How to be a grade A dork a book by Peter Benjamin Parker

Posted 1 hour ago with 149,292 notes
#tasm  #1  

best of hanna marin [8/?]

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fuckitfireeverything:

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hsvehdnf:

politicsprepandpearls:

Feminist: a person who supports feminism.

Feminism: the advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.

Literally so annoyed. When a girl in my class said she was a feminist literally the whole class (of all girls) gasped and were so shocked. They were like “omg do you go to protests and stuff” ugh
Posted 1 hour ago with 84,042 notes

talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

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#tasm  #1  

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jadeb0t:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

i think that’s called game of thrones

Posted 1 hour ago with 60,194 notes

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)

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mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

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sweeterthancyanide:

will probably reblog this for the rest of forever

Posted 1 hour ago with 795,020 notes

hell-and-infinity:

Real dialogue. I shit you not.

Posted 1 hour ago with 42,479 notes