albert.
Hello, my name's Emily
I'm mostly hungry and you can usaully win me over with chocolate

Everything’s got to end sometime otherwise nothing would ever get started. - The Doctor
My God,” he gasped, “you’re fun to kiss.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is The Night (via sarahsweett)

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urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

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swagitsune:

I can’t stop making these.

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Gif meme » lecterlannister asked: Direwolves and their owners + 18 (touch me)

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shoujo-goddess:

owlmylove:

during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds

"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that

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ART HISTORY MEME; 4 colors:
Mint Green [1/4]
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prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

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eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

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spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

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DRACO MALFOY APPRECIATION WEEK → day two » favourite relationship

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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

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